She: “Lets go to Barnes and Noble and watch the Harry Potter celebration this weekend.”
Me: “Uh, No”.
She: “Fine I’ll go with someone else”.
Never get involved with a girl who is obsessed with Harry Potter.
I’ll be at Barnes and Noble at the mall Friday evening. I’m going to try to snag one of my younger siblings – not to look too foolish.
I will not be wearing a costume.